I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He is an equal opportunity slut.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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