On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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