yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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