i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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