Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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