next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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