He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
