ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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