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I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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