I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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