I need help removing her.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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