i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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