y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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