It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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