I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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