Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Randomize
