He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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