You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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