That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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