Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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