Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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