I wish my penis had an off switch
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
God has nothing to do with this.