too bad you live with your parents still
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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