did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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