This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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