id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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