is your mom at the bar?
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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