the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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