So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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