My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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