I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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