porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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