Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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