Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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