like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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