see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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