I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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