he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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