So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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