Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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