We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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