I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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