I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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