Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...