Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.