Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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