am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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