So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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