Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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