Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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