how can u be prego again
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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