Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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