She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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