goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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