Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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